Strange People call the Police
  1. Could you tell me what the roads are like in Oregon?
  2. I am looking for a street but can’t remember the name of it.

    3. >We have several streets.

    <Would that street have apartments on it?

  3. I want to trade some guns for a police mountain bike.
  4. If I come down to the police dept, where do I park?
  5. I live in the county; do I call the city or county police?
  6. (walks up to the front counter) Is this where I belong?
  7. My sister was arrested in Everett, what time is her court appearance?
  8. How do I find out about the pass conditions in Utah?
  9. I want to report that I locked my keys in the trunk.

    10. >I can call a locksmith for you.

    <lock…..Smith, is that his last name?

    >No, locksmith

    <Who’s he?

    >He’s the guy that’s gonna unlock your car.

  10. Is it against the law to use the "F" word on the phone?
  11. I received a notice to appear for Yakima County District Court. It says to report to courtroom 3 at the Yakima county jail. Where do I go?

    12. >You go to the county jail, courtroom # 3.

    <Oh ok I had no idea where to go.

  12. Female in a mini skirt wanted an officer to crawl under her car to get her extra car keys.
  13. Do you leave windows open after you lay carpet?
  14. There is a full garbage can outside of my front door, what should I do?
  15. What county is Yakima in?
  16. There is a Dog stalking me.
  17. How much does it cost to file a Burglary report?
  18. Do you know the name of the road that turns off of I-90 to Snoqualmie Pass?
  19. Can I have an officer come by my house? The wind is blowing tumbleweeds into my back yard.
  20. If I hit myself because of something my neighbor did, what would the police do?
  21. What’s the number to the Goldendale Police Dept?

< Yeah I need information.

<Oh is that in the dictionary.

<Oh, that’s the Goldendale Police?

> Ah yeah, they can tell you what you need.